Greetings

"People here, they yell all hysterical
-like, like a zombie at the coroner's.
Y'all look like the circus, you foreigners.
To pledge allegiance to America
snap a graham cracker. Sharpen a stick.
Elect a marshmallow. Inaugurate
until it's bubbling ugly. Squish it.
Use Hershey's chocolate. You will be sick.
Just kidding. Y'all might want to leave this town.
To do this, get a tattoo. Drive around.
Grab a beer. Go to the yard with the flag.
Lie down, light a cigarette, take a drag,
and greet the stars as they appear. One, two...
Fifty-one, fifty-two... White upon blue"